"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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