i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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