No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I am mentally ready for anal.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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