this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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