It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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