we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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