He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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