The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
3 2 1 whiskey
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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