That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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