i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm both gender and math confused
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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