If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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