I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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