? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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