Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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