Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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