It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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