Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He better not be in your backpack
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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