Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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