...so i touched it.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dignity is for republicans.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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