So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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