Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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