forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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