so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
third nipple confirmed
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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