if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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