just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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