Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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