I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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