is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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