I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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