I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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