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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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