I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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