So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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