i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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