Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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