This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Pants are for mortals
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
