what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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