There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What a dumb baby whore.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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