apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
wow bdsm is so cute
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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