He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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