at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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