i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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