Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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