Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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