Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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