Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Come see our sink grown plant.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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