im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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