recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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