I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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