Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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