I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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