Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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