i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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