he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
How does it feel to date your dad?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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